Not quite.
Not quite.
Lots of them are.
Is Pope an acronym? Does it stand for protectors of paedophiles extraordinaire, or is that just a coincidence?
Anyway. They don't die. As the representatives of gods word on earth they are just elevated to heaven as reward for their good work.
Takeaway: God supports kiddie fiddling. Die pope, die.
I don't think Ollie has been selected for the Champions Trophy, but not due to death.
Top thread recycling.
Important to bring it to a conclusion for future archivists.
Breaking news:
The pope is (still) lying in state
Have Phil and Holly jumped the queue to see him yet?
Have they moved his body to see if he's giving shelter to some peadophiles?
Not any more. They've rebooted it.
Unless one of the Conclave is having a crafty ciggy.
Must be tooting on a monster bong, surely?
I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope.
I assume Craig David is part of the Conclave as the Pope Selector?
Hang the pope. Hang the Pope. Hang him with a fucking rope!
Who gives two shits what peado loving religious looney gets in. It’s all bollocks anyway.
Pray for the children.
Chicago: Happy Hangman.
Can we request a CRB check?
Meet the new pope, same as the old pope.
I was only interested if he was dead.
Won't be long now.
Unless they have him on the crushed baby juice.