Not quite.
Not quite.
Lots of them are.
Is Pope an acronym? Does it stand for protectors of paedophiles extraordinaire, or is that just a coincidence?
Anyway. They don't die. As the representatives of gods word on earth they are just elevated to heaven as reward for their good work.
Takeaway: God supports kiddie fiddling. Die pope, die.
I don't think Ollie has been selected for the Champions Trophy, but not due to death.
Top thread recycling.
Important to bring it to a conclusion for future archivists.
Breaking news:
The pope is (still) lying in state
Have Phil and Holly jumped the queue to see him yet?
Have they moved his body to see if he's giving shelter to some peadophiles?