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Ingowatch (A Talkback Birthday Thread)

Sean
20 Sep 2023
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    Sean
    Squad 1678 posts
    20 Sep 2023, 12:43 p.m. 20 Sep 2023, 12:43 p.m.
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    Fresh speculation has surfaced regarding rumours that Ingo has a birthday today, the internet understands.

    Sources close to the internet are reported to have read "Ingo has a birthday today".

    Having a birthday today could see Ingo linking up again with having a birthday for the first time since last having a birthday.

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    tricky
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    20 Sep 2023, 12:52 p.m. 20 Sep 2023, 12:52 p.m.
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    No doubt he's in a hostelry somewhere imbibing nitrous infused petrol cocktails. The total bastard.

    P.S. Happy birthday ingo.

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    chicago
    Squad 2235 posts
    20 Sep 2023, 6:17 p.m. 20 Sep 2023, 6:17 p.m.
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    Stick to the birthday thread you rowdy kids otherwise you will blow up the internet!

    Chicago: Checking the terms and conditions.

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    Thread title has been changed from Ingowatch.

    • By Sean on 12 Oct 2023, 2:18 p.m..
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    Sean
    Squad 1678 posts
    12 Oct 2023, 2:20 p.m. 12 Oct 2023, 2:20 p.m.
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    Today's is the Birthday of everyone's favourite argumentative woodland dwelling cannuck small gay bear. It says here.

    What a cunt!

    Happy birthday young man.

    noodle, Resident_Alien, JRs_Cigarette and 1 other user like this.

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    Charlie
    Squad 1549 posts
    28 Oct 2023, 8:04 a.m. 28 Oct 2023, 8:04 a.m.
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    Happy Birthday to me today. Also John McGovern.

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    chicago
    Squad 2235 posts
    28 Oct 2023, 1:08 p.m. 28 Oct 2023, 1:08 p.m.
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    I thought death was eternal….. And John McGovern of course.

    Chicago: Fighting the laws of physics.

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    chicago
    Squad 2235 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 9:04 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 9:04 p.m.
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    It's my mum's 84th Birthday today. Who knew what a pain in the bum it was to send her an e-card when she doesn't know how to open it. Weird.

    Anyway, she is ace and I will send her something if it kills me. Ingo how about a t-shirt for her you giant cheapskate. I am also flying her over to visit next May so she can see the new house and garden drink moonshine and ummm see America one more time.

    Chicago: Happy to still have a mum.

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    RC
    Squad 1344 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 9:26 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 9:26 p.m.
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    You trying to sacrifice another pensioner to your danger stairs?

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    chicago
    Squad 2235 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 9:37 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 9:37 p.m.
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    I have discussed it with her and decided that she is going to sleep downstairs in the living room like normal old people. She isn't overly joyed by that but it's best to take precautions. Especially when my sister and her husband and children (all Autistic) are visiting as well.

    Chicago: Chaos Monkey.

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    Russ
    Squad 5526 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 9:46 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 9:46 p.m.
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    @chicago has written:

    I will send her something if it kills me. Ingo how about a t-shirt for her you giant cheapskate.

    I'm really interested in learning more about how Ingo is the cheapskate in this scenario.....

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    chicago
    Squad 2235 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 10 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 10 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:
    @chicago has written:

    I will send her something if it kills me. Ingo how about a t-shirt for her you giant cheapskate.

    I'm really interested in learning more about how Ingo is the cheapskate in this scenario.....

    He owes me...

    Chicago: Mum's the word.

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    tricky
    Board 6528 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 10:27 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 10:27 p.m.
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    You could give her a couple of hundredweight in comics? A 't' shirt doesn't really seem like enough. ...

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    chicago
    Squad 2235 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 10:38 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 10:38 p.m.
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    If you want me to pick up the comics or get them shipped over to me you can just ask.

    Poor old mum put us in this situation but since she gave birth to me I guess I shouldn't be cross.

    Chicago: Counting me pennies.

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    tricky
    Board 6528 posts
    16 Nov 2023, 10:39 p.m. 16 Nov 2023, 10:39 p.m.
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    No problem. The fire pit loves them.

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    noodle
    Squad 926 posts
    17 Nov 2023, 3:15 a.m. 17 Nov 2023, 3:15 a.m.
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    @chicago has written:

    Poor old mum put us in this situation but since she gave birth to me I guess I shouldn't be cross.

    No. That’s everyone else’s job.

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    KarlMark
    Squad 207 posts
    8 May 2024, 2:04 p.m. 8 May 2024, 2:04 p.m.
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    Happy Birthday to everyone's favourite former West End lighting expert. Of course, I just knew it, and it didn't pop up on Facebook at all.

    Dave_Rave likes this.

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