Fresh speculation has surfaced regarding rumours that Ingo has a birthday today, the internet understands.
Sources close to the internet are reported to have read "Ingo has a birthday today".
Having a birthday today could see Ingo linking up again with having a birthday for the first time since last having a birthday.
No doubt he's in a hostelry somewhere imbibing nitrous infused petrol cocktails. The total bastard.
P.S. Happy birthday ingo.
Stick to the birthday thread you rowdy kids otherwise you will blow up the internet!
Chicago: Checking the terms and conditions.
Today's is the Birthday of everyone's favourite argumentative woodland dwelling cannuck small gay bear. It says here.
What a cunt!
Happy birthday young man.
Happy Birthday to me today. Also John McGovern.
I thought death was eternal….. And John McGovern of course.
Chicago: Fighting the laws of physics.
It's my mum's 84th Birthday today. Who knew what a pain in the bum it was to send her an e-card when she doesn't know how to open it. Weird.
Anyway, she is ace and I will send her something if it kills me. Ingo how about a t-shirt for her you giant cheapskate. I am also flying her over to visit next May so she can see the new house and garden drink moonshine and ummm see America one more time.
Chicago: Happy to still have a mum.
You trying to sacrifice another pensioner to your danger stairs?
I have discussed it with her and decided that she is going to sleep downstairs in the living room like normal old people. She isn't overly joyed by that but it's best to take precautions. Especially when my sister and her husband and children (all Autistic) are visiting as well.
Chicago: Chaos Monkey.
I'm really interested in learning more about how Ingo is the cheapskate in this scenario.....
He owes me...
Chicago: Mum's the word.
You could give her a couple of hundredweight in comics? A 't' shirt doesn't really seem like enough. ...
If you want me to pick up the comics or get them shipped over to me you can just ask.
Poor old mum put us in this situation but since she gave birth to me I guess I shouldn't be cross.
Chicago: Counting me pennies.
No problem. The fire pit loves them.
No. That’s everyone else’s job.
Happy Birthday to everyone's favourite former West End lighting expert. Of course, I just knew it, and it didn't pop up on Facebook at all.
