HOWAY THE SPORTSWASHERS!

Turn and burn.

Twist and churn

If they did it during play it would take him an age to get to the touchline.

Dan Under

More pathetic set piece defending.

More shit set piece defending

Now that is horrific defending.

Has Sels been OK? Or was he at fault?

Yes he has and no he wasn't

He’s been fine. No blame for the goals

DESERVED WOOT!

Callum from his office again!

Surprised VAR didn't have a look at that Yates challenge.

Which one? Would take most of the evening to go through tonight's efforts so far.

That pass from Dominguez was rather nice.

True, although I was specifically referring to the studs into the top of Schar's foot. It was a bit naughty.