HILL DICKINSON HIGHJACK? (A match thread)

I don't know. I don't know if that's a thing, and if so what it is.

Chic out!!

The caps lock and wilful misspelling of simple words is a tired schtick for sure.

Dyche has supposedly said in a post match interview 'a lot of huff and puff, a few crosses in, no one near it', which is exactly how I'd describe the 2nd half v Brighton and most of the game v Wolves bar the goal.

Think he’s describing his coaching philosophy there.

Or his attempt to kill Dracula.

The away end was shit today too. Performance killed the atmosphere for sure, but there was little chanting and various scuffles between our own fans.

Can't speak about away matches, but the atmosphere at home has been bang average this year.

Everton played Sat/Tues/Sat. We played Sun/Wed/Sat and that after playing the previous Thurs. I was astounded when I saw we were playing the same team as Wed night.

The only reason I did this match thread was because Ingo refused to. Anyway, I am perplexed. How was tarkowski allowed to violently assault Dan "Playing like a little boy and get away with it. it was off the ball and should have been a red. It was nasty. Also Savona got the ball and then got a yellow?

We were also absolutely rubbish in the second half. Devoid of ideas and pressing. The whole thing was very very flat. I said it was going to be a case of who wanted it more. Only the Serbinator put it about a bit. Everton are dirty fuckers and got away with it. Again, seriously if VAR cannot see that was off the ball violent conduct then I give up.

Worrying how bad we were today. Shame about Ryan. I think he could have been a difference.

yes, I was very pleased about Sean when he made a difference. The last three games are a real concern though.

Chicago: Abject.

We got dicked at the Hill!

Anyway, it's a nice shiny ground and all that, but there aren't enough toilets and the roof doesn't keep you dry. How the fuck they managed that in a brand new stadium don't know. Although, having made the mistake of buying a new build house about 12 years ago, I can understand why.

I think the early goal led to a stillborn atmosphere. With a yellow card in the first minute it was all a bit shit. I think we're still coming to terms with how they've managed to fuck up the season so badly and so quickly. I hope Marinakis wakes up with nightmares about his appointment of Ange. That useless bastard has cost us dear.

The toilets were bizarre. A massive area but with 12 urinals in it!

And the ground is miles from anything. It's what Toton would have been like if we went there