Bloody Berry, going over there assaulting and robbing innocent robbers. All whilst sporting half-a-teacake in his shorts.
And when Berry returned from his epic condom buying episode having fought off his 'guide' and mistakenly swiping their phone it turned out the girl had condoms all along.
Gammon & Mince has nothing on Berry in Brazil
Oh. Thanks.
canned laughter
How the fuck can you lot remember all this stuff? I can barely remember what I had for dinner last Thursday
It's classic ageing isn't it, things from years ago are clear as a bell, things from weeks ago, no clue.
It's also like something from Harry Potter, we've all got a little bit of the memory and all need to come together to make the whole.
Nerd.
Is that an insult or a compliment?
Also, getting tattoos over the age of 35. No, I’m not going to tire of bringing this up.
It is due to this story and the attendant details that anytime the subject of flip-flops comes up (more frequently than you’d think given these tropical climes, sorry Russ) I am compelled to call them “flippy-floppys” at least once in said discussion.
Dan Taylor has a piece in the The Athletic about Hwang Ui-Jo's legal problems: www.nytimes.com/athletic/5640811/2024/07/18/hwang-ui-jo-sex-video-charge/
Family sex tapes, that loan to Norwich is making more sense
Nuno says Taiwo has a calf injury. Hopefully they still have West Ham's phone number.
Alphabetti Spaghetti?
Crisp and banana sandwiches?
I've always had a weird almost verbatim like memory for the trivial, banal and inconsequential.
It's why I was banned from the Golden Hour at work in the early 90s. I got the year bang on within about .6 seconds of the first song intro every time.
Anything actually important like work stuff, exam revision, you know, turning up on my wedding day, that sort of thing, not so great.
