Here is the News.

I thought it was a semi-decent dad joke but all of the other top 10 were much better.

Winner was very shit. 2 and 4 are good. Everything else is between meh and bad.

India had just successfully landed the Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft on the south pole of the moon. Gripping footage of the control room in the minutes leading up to the landing was shown on BBC iplayer. Meanwhile, BBC1 continued to show the local news, and ITV1 is captivated by today's racing at York.

Is it just me, or does that betray a certain lack of perspective?

Been waiting to see the results of this case before I went out horse punching tonight..

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-66605870

I prefer a donkey punch

My sister knows her pretty well and I know of her. She has money behind her which no doubt played a huge part in this ridiculous outcome.

I thought this would be outcome when her lawyer went down the sob story route of how her life had been ruined and went into hiding etc. all totally irrelevant to punching and kicking a horse but bound to work with a jury.

Good old British justice eh.

I would argue that it still works if you know that, because it's a joke.

Still, keep cutting that red tape in the building industry guys.

I'm back at work in my asbestos 1970s classroom tomorrow. At least it isn't falling down.

Construction Union threatening to down tools to… er…. preserve the right to murder ducks is your ‘Australia is not a real country’ story of the day.

Paging ingo....

They have left the original Liars tweet up which was brilliant. And it’s a great passive aggressive “fuck you, you lying wankers” apology basically saying “we have standards which you clearly don’t.”