Here is the News.

2 Notts Uni students amongst the 3 murdered.

Bloody hell. Probably coming home from a night out. Poor sods.

Yeah, well technically the stabby but happened in Halam (wonder I do Mr Worrall was aware when he moved there?). However the ‘perp’ lived in the next road down to us in Suth’ull

Just noticed I schoolboy spelled it as in the incorrect phonetically pronounced London town. Or Neville.

This trial still doesn’t seem to have had a result. Well not that I could find during a brief search.

Don’t think it’s started yet.

Drinking alcohol is bad for you – end of. Ignore the headlines that claim otherwise Adrian Chile

Shut the fuck up, Adrian.

All kicking off at Bingham Wetherspoons: www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk/news/town-centre-cordoned-off-by-police-9317355

Any update on ingo's whereabouts?

Nottingham's own Vicky McClure gets an MBR in the King's honours list.

Dave Rave and Steve Cooper both criminally overlooked once more.

I have yet to see the last season of Line Of Duty to it being hidden on some streaming service, whether it be Britbox, Acorn or hide the sausage.

If there is free trial then I will binge it. Of course Wifey is still on season one because she is Xenophobic and hates culture.

Chicago: Looking for Honours.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65955554

Quarter of a million dollars seems to me to be on the high side of what I'd be prepared to pay to suffocate to death at the bottom of the Atlantic. But maybe I lack a spirit of adventure.

“I’m going to keep it real this is the most dead anyone has ever been.”

Apparently there’s a very real chance that the audio on board the lost sub is stop/starting the intro to boarding. Which includes Celine Dion’s My Heart Must Go On being played on a loop.

I wonder who bashed their skull in against the hull first?

It seems that the porthole is only certified to 1300m, rather than the 4000m that that Titanic actually is. Which suggests that the ticking clock element of the news coverage about when they run out of oxygen is somewhat optimistic (notwithstanding that, even if it hasn't failed, they assume that none of the inhabitants has done a similar calculation and reduced the number of breathers to extend the length the oxygen will last).

Which other 4 people would you most want in your death sub with you?