When I saw her photo, I thought she was not a bad bit of MILF, but why are so many 18 year olds chasing a 40 year old. When I read she was 25, I thought 'that looks like one heavily used bit of leather'. I was talking about her face, but.....
I mean, I would, but I'd feel like filth doing it.
Bit like eating at Pizza Hut.
With the world seemingly teetering once again on the edge of nuclear war, it seems appropriate to point out to Vladimir Putin that Manchester united and Leicester will be in the same place, at the same time, in the next round of the caribou cup (or whatever it's called).
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxxjxgzjyo
Creepy headteacher arrested, but it's worth watching the arrest video halfway down the page. What a loser.
King Lynn, innit?
I'm unclear why he's threatening the police with the police.
That's brilliant. "You will never be able to carry me!!!" and then they are seen carrying him.
Chicago: Heavy lifter.
When you see things like you realise comedy shows have nowhere to go anymore.
Police issue all ports warning for Paul Merton.
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/oct/01/police-investigating-suspected-gunshot-fired-at-taxi-containing-ian-hislop
I know a new series of HIGNFY starts Friday, but as PR stunts go this is a bit drastic.
STAT!
Get me an APB! (All Pauls Bulletin).
Have I (not) got news for you.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr750d1257mo
Chicago: Spying Trouble.
Cleverly knocked out of the Tory leadership race. So it's a straight run-off between two far right lunatics.
Bugger. If they couldn't keep the current guy I was hoping he'd win.
