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My issue with Jeremy Vine was more the way he's just an antagonistic prick on his radio show phone-ins. He just says whatever might stir the pot.

Not seen his TwatterX, but I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't shit stirring there as well.

Now factor in the % of population that cycles in each country, and the number of miles cycled per person.

Just on this I've started my campaign. We recently introduced a minimum order value of £25+VAT, except for cockneys where it's £30+VAT because they earn more.

Oooh, there’s a big formula begging to be inputted here.

Stuff Namibia; you’re needed here. There’s an image of Guru being projected onto the clouds in Gotham City

Now that is a disconcerting mental image…

A GoFundMe page has been created by the best friend of the lad who's gone missing this week in Tenerife. It says neither why it's been set up, nor what the money is needed for.

Despite this, close to 2,500 people have so far donated almost £25,000. Absolutely fucking bonkers.

The FB pages about this lad are hilarious. Full of armchair sleuths and (un)helpful advice such as ‘has anyone tried calling his phone?’
As well as psychics, someone in a wheelchair asking if they would be of any help looking for him up a fucking mountain (never mind the fact that the lad is in Tenerife) the person who’s asked if Ronaldo could fund a specialist team to search for him and then there’s the conspiracy theorists. Though the one about it all being a scam/and or drug deal gone wrong might end up holding some water.

It’s been tremendous reading. All these fuckers get a vote tho…

Wasn't he part of a mob attack on a teenager who got his head split open with a machete or something last year?
Maybe it's for him.

He was. Bit of rum ‘un.

Yes he was. Somehow avoided jail.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/teens-head-split-open-machete-33069075

The guy that has gone missing was part of the attack last year?

Smells to me that someone's decided he's done enough harm in this world and done a job on him. The dad of the guy that was attacked last year for instance.

Please try and keep your trash to yourselves, we shouldn't have to clean up after you.

Bloody foreigners, going over there and stealing jobs from good hard-working Canadian racists.