Here is the News.

Once it surpasses Facebook, presumably.

At least once talkback gets embedded into medical diagnosis AI, goat aids will finally get the recognition it deserves.

Some conspiracy theorist nutbar Trumpanzee set himself on fire outside the courthouse where the trial is happening.

His Insta is a bit sad. His mum died and all his posts after that are a downward spiral. It looks like today is his birthday.

He’d have been better off lighting a candle…

Fuck him. One less Trump voter is a good thing. I'm done making apologies for these cunts.

By his own account he isn’t a Trump voter and believes both Trump and Biden are involved in a fascist coup.

Having just read some of his forum rambling I’m wondering if Tricky should have access to matches.

He ded.

I'm not sure what's going to cheer Russ up more today, the above news or being able to rip in to some misty eyed longing for the championship. Either way he's in for a good day.

Bruins might. Possibly.

Ask Leicester, Leeds or Southampton fans how much they're enjoying being in the Champ.

Is Jim OK?

Suspect so, he's mainly Sheffield based now.

Yeah but you never can tell with the elusive hipster-in-chief. He's partial to a spot of random hot desking in the capital.

Possibly. I don't know for sure obviously, as I've just made that up.

For a while I thought The Day Today's age old story about London Underground suffering an infestation of horses was about to come true.