Here is the News.

Maybe it is this

Wow. They're a huge supplier to the NHS IT sector.

Not quite, but it was still substantially cheaper than a usual London pint.

Not even bothering to hide his priorities anymore emphasised repeatedly that he is putting the cunt-ry first. Me, me, me like all these twats.

Willy not keeping his willy in his pants? Stephen Colbert is on the case, which adds a whole new layer to KateGate.

Jogging plus juggling equals joggling

Surely this is JimShady

This seems like legislation that nothing can go wrong with:

www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/14/ministers-and-officials-to-be-banned-from-contact-with-groups-labelled-extremist

Leave campaign qualify on the first count, Boris illegally proroguing parliament on the second? And a result, anyone in the Tory party on the third?

Well sure. But they aren't going to be the government by the end of the year.

But then they get to say Labour are bad for national security when they get rid of it.

I expect a lot of frenzied chimp wank-screaming over the next few years as they finger point with the bare-arsed cheek of the truly shameless,

Just realised who the woman who William killed Kate to be with reminds me of - a younger Bridget Christie.

Turns out she's got cancer. I hope you all feel suitably bad for spreading your conspiracy theories now.

Is the video real though?