Here is the News.

Lee Anderson defecting to Reform? It's barely news to be honest. Was clearly going to happen for weeks.

It's still working for the Paul McCartney double after the real McCartney, as any fu kno, died in 1966. Google it.

They've messed up worse by calling the new one Cate instead of Kate

Well it worked on Diana didn’t it?

What? Too soon?

Chicago: Fast car driver.

I do enjoy the absurdity of that one and the stuff about eyebrows and ears.

Because keeping fake McCartney in the public eye for 50 odd years after the Beatles split up and releasing songs over that time makes all the sense.

He proudly told me, as we enjoyed a beer together in the Common members bar in the sun last summer, he had been offered a hefty sum to join Reform back then.

Did he have any views on the veracity of the Fake McCarrney theory?

Can we please remove this guy from the forum.

I think this is the artist formerly known as Jüânfrân.

But I could be wrong.

I hoped you dipped your cock in his pint.

I'm more interested in what these people in Hull have been doing to the dead bodies. Any ideas?

Did the beers cost 30p?

I too am interested in this. I tried to search a bit yesterday on the train but didn't find anything.

Maybe a bit of a Jimmy Savile situation?

Maybe it is this