They have left the original Liars tweet up which was brilliant. And it’s a great passive aggressive “fuck you, you lying wankers” apology basically saying “we have standards which you clearly don’t.”
25 Apr 2023
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Plans are expected to be announced shortly regarding a memorial to the late queen, and a "National Legacy Programme" in her honour, it has been briefed.
No news on schools that wont fall down any minute, or feeding hungry children.
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A piano once belonging to Queen frontman Freddie Mercury is set to go under the hammer, we are told.
That's what I'd do with all of the records as well.
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While she is doing a fucking good job, she could fill us in on why we have no stuff, and no money. Then we might be grateful. With pitchforks, and heads on spikes.
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The Prime minister has made it quite clear that he is not responsible for the current schools concrete crisis, on the same day that it emerges conclusively that decisions that he made as chancellor were, in fact, directly responsible for the current schools crisis.
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Another example of a lazy overpaid footballer not overcoming normal problems, like wot they shud.
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Hold your hands up, use your jab to keep him out of range, if he looks like he's going to fly use the weapons in your locker. Case in. Point.
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A Mumsnet post.
Seriously though....we really are a shamblefuck of a state.
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We really are. Even the education minister admitted it, and they are usually shills to the PM.
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Given my experience of the cladding scandal, I expect this to snowball.
Insurance companies will want assuring that this type of concrete isn't it properties there are ensuring. Without the assurance they won't insure. So no buildings insurance. So no mortgages on those properties. No sales.
Surveyors and consultants will start offering services to check for the weak concrete. They'll rake in 1000s. But will be scared of signing off buildings as fine, incase they've missed something, so they'll be very cautious. Loads more buildings will be sucked in to the cluster fuck. While doing the surveys, they'll find out issues that we aren't even aware of right now, but they'll feel they have to flag to the insurers.
Expect hospitals, offices and blocks of flats to be the next tranche. If I had any sort of concern that my building might be this type of concrete I'd be selling it right now. If you can.
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The take home from this is clearly:
Nottingham concrete = the bollocks
Cockney & Leicester concrete = shonky as fuck -
I'm not sure you've covered all the sures.
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Bloody Irish, to be sure, to be sure.
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Costa coffee has recalled some of it's popular lunch items, not because they are overpriced rubbish, but because they may contain small rocks.
This does not affect their coffee, although you may find a drink made of hot water and gravel quite similar.
This news reaches you after lunch. If you didn't choke to death on it, the little boulders will probably pass through relatively harmlessly.
Bon appetite.
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Good job I’ve not got round to eating those sandwiches I bought ON WEDNESDAY
