Geordies In Wonderland (A match Thread)

Nothing to do with the quality of the opposition?

That's unnecessarily kind. He's a known quantity.

Fine. I'll step up.

Remind us of your pedigree?

Fine by me. Just not this joker Chicago. Geordie Wonderland FFS!

Charlie and Frank's run.

The Mongs are out in full force now…

Did you read why I wrote that you swing dancing numpty. It was about PSR and that it was importantl we get something from this as next season the richer clubs can money dope the league even more. Also The Wildhearts are Ace.

Anyway, not my fault you are a bit thick.

Chicago: Onwards and Upwards.

First time I've ever seen a cat cafe. I knew they existed but walked past one near the ground today. Several of the cats looked like they wanted out to my untrained eye.

Anyone able to translate? It's important we get something from this game because next season Newcastle can spend money...? What's this game got to do with Newcastle next season? And how does that translate to thread title about "wonderland"?

There's one near me in Sheff. Little Miss Shady wants to go but it's over 16's only. Hell knows what the cats do once you're in the cafe.

Are you absoutely sure that one isn't a pussycat club?

You can see a kind of coffee counter through the window, and cats, but maybe that's the front. I'll endeavour to visit soon and find out.

I'm generally wary of US-isms, but I like "milquetoast". It's like we might usually use "wet", but without any other meaning.

If brown bread / toast is the death thread should milquetoast be the thread for people we thought were dead, but aren't?

I guess my milquetoast suggestion is brown bread then.
Ho ho.