G'day G'day, it's Ange

Everybody loves a Bogan.

Wonder what his favourite Australian band is?

If it's Jimmy Barnes then I'm all in.

If the Trent End kicks off with Men At Work Down Under then the atmosphere will be cracking. Sadly Sels wasn't born in Brussels, but I'm delighted to report that one of his middle names is Willy.

Bogan Skoll.

Ah Fuck.

I originally was s little worried about Cooper when he took over from Hughton. I was massively wrong.
I originally wasn't enamoured with the appointment of Nuno but I was massively wrong.

Ange? Well he likes attacking football and cannot defend for toffee, so I guess it will be the second coming of Keegan ball from Newcastle. Entertaining and frustrating at the same time. Is he in charge for the Arsenal game? Bloody hell are we going all out gonzo?

Zinchenko cannot play against his parent club so we are down on defenders already.

Err the January transfer window is going to be insane isn't it?

I wonder if Nuno heard that Ange had input to the transfers this summer and that's what sparked his mardy? I guess we will never know.

I am going to be like a chimp in front of the television with my fingers over my eyes half the time but hopefully we are pleasantly surprised. i knew it was going to end badly when we fucked it against Leicester last season.

Now watch us spank Arsenal at the Emirates in an epic performance...

Chicago: Dizzy.

Given it's a scenario you've just constructed that makes absolutely no sense, I think most of us already do know.

It was a throwaway comment. Of course you jump on it to make yourself seem like a smarty pants. What part of this whole thing makes sense? Nuno alluded to another manager being sounded out and that he had not been consulted on transfers. He was already pissed off and Arsey in pre/season. Maybe somebody told him Ange had been asked his opinion. Anyway, it was more of a joke but hey ho. Or he just wanted a pay off after signing a new three years contract the sly bastard.

Either way we move on to more chaos.

Chicago: Calming influence.

Ange-ball mate

I like the sound of that.

Let's be honest, no one likes the sound of an Australian, not even Australians. It's why so many of your lot leave.

Whereas the Canadian accent is a thing of beauty, eh?

To be fair, Canada is just a soon-to-be state within the United States of America, so they just get lumped in with American accents.

It's not a one way street mate, there are plenty of Brits over here as well.