Forest v Luton, October 21st 3pm

I want to take this opportunity to inform you how much I hate Tom Lockyer. He is a diving, whining, talentless, petulant cunt of a player.

Fuck Tom Lockyer.

That should be the match thread title. Bit of venom does the world good.

Chicago: Offering a helping hand.

9-1 and we whine about the 1 conceded

Who’s Tom Lockyer and why is he attracting this venom?

I think Russ' first post is as succinct an answer as one could need to be fair.

Lower league clogger deemed too shit for even Cardiff. Clattered/ lucked into the Premier League with Luton and has few caps with Wales.

EDIT: I forgot about that whole collapsing thing at Wemberlee.

Anyway I couldn't care less. The mantra should be the thread title should be entertaining. I think we missed a trick by not naming this thread poo-ton but that's just me.

Bunch of middle aged grouches..

As for predictions. Well they are definitely going to try and shit house but we have a big midfield right now and the Domulator. Would be lively if Taiwo was back in the fold. I sense another date with destiny with the twin attack of Hudson Odoi and Elanga. 3-0 with Wood scoring one or we get wibbled 0-1.

Chicago: Causing a stink.

You will understand once you have seen him play. He is a diving, niggling shithouse of a player who makes Ronaldo look like Stuart Pearce. Quite happy to put the boot in but has the most theatrical screaming if someone looks at him funny. Talentless cunt.

Like some sort of a cheap knock-off version of Robbie Savage ? (If such a thing is even possible....)

Does anyone want an Upper Clough ticket for Saturday? Face value. Got to work now so offering it out before looking for a refund.

Ah would do but on child club duty as wife working. Dammit.

I would, but wife working and it wouldn't be responsible to abandon a 10 month old with a 10 year old for several hours.

Having given it some thought I would love to, but I don't think I'm well enough yet.

Sounds character building.

Montiel subbed after half an hour for Argentina, so guessing he's out on Saturday.