For the benefit of enjoying translation fopars.

Foreigners. Hilarious translations (reviews, product instructions, etc.). Oh how we laughed.

Enjoyed this one today:

"Ability to take measurements in testicles or meters."

"Over the polligon. Cunt according to the Chorny. Do not recommend"

12 (Twelve) people found this review helpful.

What about it frenchie?

Nine.

"Height Increasing :The shoes have a height increasing feature that makes you feel taller and more confident while hiking."

I've had a look at them, and I'm pretty sure that they are an actual shoe, with an actual sole. That has a physical dimension, and thus makes you taller. Rather than being some sort of weird leather sleeve that your feet stick out the bottom of.

If you can't afford the shoes (you definitely can), you could try standing on a thin piece of carpet for a similar result*.

* Resisted the temptation to say "just take care that you don't get lost in the pile".

Yay for me. Personal development. Every day getting better.

Having won 1000 m. Shvidko came without poskogzhen. The mother of the maize is dressed, the mother is close in the middle of the 700 meters (maybe through the blue-dressed woman) .. not repeating the chudova .. with an original yard.

Brilliant review. Guess the product?

Well compact, I eliminated extension with mound of fountain.

Thought this was a good place for a native speaker, not being a native thinker.