• 18 Jul 2026, 4:20 p.m.

    Woke up at 4am, thanks jet lag, Saturday morning group ride, decided to try and ride with a faster group than I normally do, completed it - 36miles at a 20mph average. Total ride was 56 miles for 18.8mph average.

    Been holding off trying the faster group for a number of reasons, so really pleased that I broke through that mental barrier. Already looking forward to next week.

  • 18 Jul 2026, 4:31 p.m.

    Are you Nottingham based? Just curious as to which group this is.

  • 18 Jul 2026, 4:45 p.m.

    No this is in Rhode Island, if your ever out this way…

  • 18 Jul 2026, 4:51 p.m.

    I’ll bear it in mind 😏

    As we’re on this theme, we went out and rode to the Weaver Hills today on the other side of Ashbourne: 75 miles, 4000’ of climbing, 17.0mph average speed and I got my arse absolutely handed to me on a plate by the other 6 guys I rode with.
    Now I’m completely battered and contemplating my life choices.

  • 30 Jul 2026, 8:33 p.m.

    Currently have more players in Tenerife than chilwell, so have cancelled tonights game.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 10:33 a.m.

    30 minutes this morning at Woolacombe. Some course.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 11:18 a.m.

    32:16 chip time at Fulham Palace for me. Terrible getting started. So narrow, took ages to get going. My watch time was 29:50. Nice ish course. 2.5 laps, I don't really like laps, but it was well shaded and along the river at times which was nice. Did it with a couple of mates, one making his parkrun debut.

    Walked back along Putney High Street afterwards and thought about @JRs_Cigarette moaning about the traffic.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 11:42 a.m.

    I asked ChatGPT to build me a training program to get me from my current slow 5K state to running a 4 hour marathon in April running three times a week, but also lifting three times a week in order to maintain muscle mass. It is terrifyingly impressive how good an answer it came back with.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 2:19 p.m.

    You're having a laugh mate?

  • 8 Aug 2026, 3:19 p.m.

    I'm not. I think I've done enough distance running and weight training over the last decade and a half to know a good training plan, and while I'm still going to see a trainer for the next 8 months I'm really impressed with the plan it's given me.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 3:35 p.m.

    It would take me until April to read it, never mind do it.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 3:42 p.m.

    There's a level of irony there considering the length of your average post.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 4:28 p.m.

    Who do you think wrote the plan in the first place?!

  • 8 Aug 2026, 4:33 p.m.

    beep boop bop.

    Rumours that I'm running all LLM's, have no more credence than those that I was running the internet.

    And if you don't all stop asking m'AI systems to make you donkey-dwarf porn, I'll send Charlie round to give me a fair chance to catch up.

  • 8 Aug 2026, 5:46 p.m.

    @Russ this training plan looks great - I’m assuming you also planned in any party substances and late nights pissed on white wine into the model - or are we back to my body is a temple?

  • 8 Aug 2026, 6:06 p.m.

    One of my school friends moved to London 20-odd years ago after training as a criminal lawyer and getting his first job in the city. He apparently hit the drug scene pretty hard, but also got into distance running around the same time and found he was very good at it.

    He runs a sub 3:30 marathon still in his mid-40s and so gets into the London Marathon every year because it's not far off elite-amateur level.

    Who'd have thought that ketamine was isotonic?

  • 8 Aug 2026, 6:56 p.m.

    After my recent European escapades I am now flicking the switch for a bit. Haven't touched a drink, cigarette or narcotic since I left Croatia on Sunday and still not interested in the idea. That festival was seriously heavy going.

  • 9 Aug 2026, 4:40 p.m.

    Was it nose to tail even at that time on a weekend?