Fitness

Presume he's upgrading his curry option to phall setting and then shitting himself thin?

Knee hurts.

I think clearly there's an optimal amount of beer and curry that provides this outcome, you're presumably misjudging your intake.

Ok, my current consumption is 'a lot', I'm hoping you are going to tell me I need to accelerate this to 'fuck loads'?

I mean, I'm never going to tell you not to. I can't guarantee the outcome.

I think I can. Ingo tubby tum tums.

In the interest of if science Ingo has to go for it.

I would be happy for my prediction to be proved wrong

Anyone seen the film 'Supersize Me'? This could be Ingo's version of it.