Fast cars go vroom vroom

*third best, at best

Definitely the best for me too.

Originally:

Posh
Sporty
Scary
Ginger
Baby

Now:

Scary
Posh
Ginger
Baby
Sporty

Does ‘now’ mean you have reassessed your original rankings, or are you updating them following the passage of time?

The latter.

Scouser and least annoying does not compute.

I was always more a Sugababes guy. Not that I'd send them dick pics. Maybe one, to Keisha. But Heidi wouldn't get one. Mutya would have, 20 years ago, but not anymore. I only ever watched the "Push the Button" video, multiple times, so I don't know any of the others.

This is a level of mental I was not prepared for.

Edit: *rewatches videos from 1st album to see if has missed anything.

Me neither. My recollection of '96 Spice Girls was that Sporty was the irritating, gobby Scouse one dressed in nylon tracksuits all the time. Correct list from back then is obviously:

Posh
Ginger
Baby
Scary
Sporty

This is much more sensible.

Christ, Say You'll Be There is awful.

Of anyone puts Sporty top, I’m calling Gay Week.

On reflection the Christian ballad album was a bad idea.

If You Wanna Be My Messiah was a banger though.