EURO 2024

W00tage!

We're going to fucking win this. Even if it's by the penny shoes.

Not if Olmo scores, I think.

He's not going to though pal!

Dave_Rave: Waiting for Olmo

Doesn’t Olmo win anyway because he’s got two assists aswell??

No, they dropped the assists and minutes differentiators. Now it's just shared.

I think they've changed the rule to just goals (I'm sure they used to decide the winner on goals per minutes played).
So at the moment 6 players will be sharing it.

I'm willing to tempt fate on this: Olmo is fucking bollox.

We may miss his pen, but Saka looks knackered to me and I would get Gordon on.

Well fuck. That's been coming.

I must have missed Olmo scoring 44 goals this season.

Anyway fuck this.

Get Gordon on.

'Bollox' player clears off the line.

Ok. Think we are fucked now.

Yes right - basically he performed admirably as a plank. Kane has still won the golden boot so do a 360 swivel please for your outrageous mockery.

Well, fuck. Can't really argue with the result though, they deserved it.