EURO 2024

"Gareth Southgate is his own harshest critic". Says Sam Matterface, who's clearly never been on twitter

I think this may be a performance art piece.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bellingham has been really disappointing but that's a hell of a finish.

That moment of class just underlines what a cunt Southgate is to be in this position with players of this quality. He should fuck off as soon as this game ends, even if we win and he should take Steve Holland with him.

The Sontarans appear to be celebrating wildly

Very Real Madrid to be shit all game and then pull that out of the bag.

Goddamnit. I’ve got to be up for work in three hours.. could do without another half an hour of this wank.

Hilariously, we now go into extra time with Slovakia having used all their subs to bring on defensive players, and England used all theirs to bring on attacking players.

Kane off for Gordon now then.

To bring on Toney and not replace Kane is clearly genius/imbecile.

Post of the day 😃

TBF to Kane he's been less useless than previous games, in that he hasn't been dropping off and getting in other players' way. He just hasn't had much useful service, and the couple of opportunities he has had he's missed.

Or not.

I was just about to suggest a 30 minute power nap and wake up for pens, but perhaps not, now.