EURO 2024

Setting aside the obvious offside, Trippier was one on one with the keeper, it's a horrible missed chance

Such a lazy offside. Trippier deceptively slow and Foden surprisingly unperceptive.

We're playing take a sip per pass back, I'm trollied.

Foden is a fucking annoying runt.

Mainoo is the only player coming out of this with any credit so far.

Looks like only way to get Southgate to make a sub is to twat someone out of the game. That's Tripper sorted now can the Slovaks please twat Foden and everybody else except Mainoo.

Referee has now ignored two offences way worse than anything he gave yellows for in the first 20 minutes. Comical.

How do you bring Palmer on for Trippier and not go 3 at the back?

Easy, you appoint a fucking gormless thick twat as manager.

We’ve been dinking easy balls into their box all second half. I wonder if anybody bothered looking at how large their defenders were before adopting this policy.

We should consider withdrawing from international football. We're no good at it and no one will miss us.

At least you can count on Kane to… oh.

I think Gareth just has

Edit. Replying to Steve

Well, we are definitely going out.

I actually blame Sunak and his campaign managers for this. "Do it in the Euros when we're favourites in the footy, we'll be I'm the quarter finals by election day. Everyone will be buzzing." It's a fitting way to end 14 years of tory rule. Things can only get better.

Southgate and Holland should be put in charge of the Rwanda national team after this.

"Gareth Southgate is his own harshest critic". Says Sam Matterface, who's clearly never been on twitter