• chicagopanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    JP whilst slumming it on the legacy board has already started a match thread. I thought since being on here whilst trying to make a fist of it will compliment it.

    Assuming Brighton twat Evergone, Citeh knob Leeds and Fulham see to Leicester then a win against a schizophrenic Soton team (they have managed two draws against Arsenal) will see us claw closer to safety.

    This is the game we really must win and absolutely must not come away without any points. Failure to do see will probably see us dragged down with Southampton.

    The South coast team will definitely try and out-Forest Forest by pressing high and trying to hit on the break. Something we need to do to them. We also need to bully them which means Taiwo needs to be in Beast mode and Felipe needs to use some of his Brazilian dark arts. This also might be a game for Cheik Kouyate. Although I would take a fit Yates and Danilo (he might turn up) over him.

    To say this will be nail biting will do a disservice to nail biters. An early goal would settle nerves but I sense this will go to the wire. If we can go full press like against Liverpool then I think we will prevail. Don't be fooled, they can score goals. Walcott is deadly if given the chance. They have an Argie who is a bit of a dog botherer too. Not to mention Ward Prowse needs to be kicked everywhere across the park apart from near the penalty box.

    The fans need to 100X on board with the team. Cauldron City Ground needs to be at full tilt.

    I will be bricking it. The fans will be bricking it. I really hope the team doesn't brick it.

    I THINK WIN AND WE ARE IN. I don't want to contemplate the alternative.

    Chicago: Gunning for Glory.

  • trickylens
    2 years ago

    That's fine...but is changing your profile picture to that of charles manson wise?

  • JimShadypanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Looks like Jesus with cum face.

  • trickylens
    2 years ago

    Jizzus?

  • chicagopanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    It's meant to be sweat as I am sweating over a lot of very stressful situations right now but I can see this being Talksmack that you lot would come up with something else. Always knew Shady was homoerotic so I am not surprised he came up with that because he's a giant bellend.

    I used to look like that minus the dodgy white stuff. Still meant to be sweat. It was also pertinent to Monday.

    Anyway my contract for the house just got canceled by a mental case developer who was mad about questions.

    Chicago: Sweating bullets.

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Talksmack is Chic's finest moment. Well played.

  • Loaferpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    I'm nervous about this game already and it's two days away

  • JimShadypanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Same. I'm as nervous for the other teams games too. Particularly Leeds at 3pm.

  • Loaferpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Surely Man City won't fuck that up

  • Simonhelp_outline
    2 years ago

    Are you badmouthing Big Sam?

  • JimShadypanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    He's a better manager than Pep that's for sure. He told us.

  • trickylens
    2 years ago

    On the other hand. If they have to tell you what something is, then it probably isn't.

  • Simonhelp_outline
    2 years ago

    Think he did a pretty good job of taking pressure off his players by getting everyone talking about that.

  • trickylens
    2 years ago

    I've heard this regularly said, but I just don't get it.

    Are the players not thinking, "Well the manager says he's ace, if we get buttfucked by manshitty, everyone is definitely thinking that it's all our fault".

  • Simonhelp_outline
    2 years ago

    Trying, and failing, to adopt the mentality that if we don't win on Monday, we don't deserve to stay up. All we miss out is a season or two of MGW and Brennan and we can look forward to fucking up the championship (in one way or another) next season.

  • trickylens
    2 years ago

    Don't fret. We are going to massively over-perform and stay up. Probably in the last minute of the last game. By a single point.

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