Dey do dough, don't dey dough

Our approach play is as brilliant as our final ball and finishing is awful.

This has been us for quite a while, I think. We're neat and tidy but really lack punch.

We are at least getting more bodies forward.
And Jesus wastes another opening by once again taking an extra step.

All together now - 'and another wank corner'.

For the good build up play, it feels like we're goig to need a Thunderbastard from out of nowhere to actually score.

Probably from Jesus. The crucified dead pretend one.

"Forest controlled that half..."
"Some lovely stuff from Forest there..."
"They've done everything but score..."

0-1 early in the second half to the Scouse then.

Yep, there's no way Liverpool are that passive second half.

55 shots since our last home goal (12 on target).

I hope we don’t get tired. We have been excellent. If Hudson had scored in the first few minutes we would be pissing it.

Let’s hope the Scouse are just as wank in the second half.

To be fair we have been tigerish in midfield. Need to keep it up.

Chicago: Nervous Nelly.

And Taylor points to the penalty spot.

Liverpool enjoying much more of the ball but at least we've survived the curse of the first shot on target.
Just.

Subs on. Brave.

Let’s see what they can do.

Chicago: Hoping for a spark.

Bakwa's one of those players whose second touch is too often a tackle.

How much did we pay for Bakwa again?

You jammy fucking cunts.

No, fuck no