COOPERBOWL PART 1 (A Match thread)

The original statement remained unflagged by even the strictest academic grammar checker I could find (on short notice). Top pedantry.

Oh fuck off you Myopic Turnip. I am clearly making fun of myself without you joining in. Although my point about Jim stands. He is as mad as a hairbrush.

Anyway 2-0 to the boys in Red.

Chicago: Misunderstood.

Edit. MGW served a ban against Fulham and Palarse so is eligible to play against Fester. Assuming he is fit to do so.

Eliott Anderson is this season's Cole Palmer: looks like an overpriced high potential PSR fixer, but turns out to be astonishing value. Prove me right, Ando.

Uh Oh Paul Tierney is on the VAR. That bald cheating cnut.

Chicago: Getting excuses in early

I have said before that if it hadn't been for dodgy refs, bad VAR, rubbish goalkeeping and set piece incompetence, that we would be 20 points better off.
We're about on course for that.
Anyway, 0-2 to us. Elanga x 2. Wood misses three clear-cut chances.

I have a bad feeling about this one. 3 points tonight would be excellent.

Which is why we won’t get them

Unchanged.

Good.

JWP replaces AndyO on the bench.
No MGW.

Leicesters side is about the most attacking they've played this season. It's the one their fans wanted. Shame the Danish left back isn't playing .

Has to google AndyO.
Had no idea onomatopoeia’s name was Andy

Elanga taking that 1st free kick was...interesting.

GOAL THREAT!

Get in

Quality.

Perfection