Well basically all today's results went against us... Or did they? If we win Monday night against Angsty Ange and the Forest Rejects (another possible match thead?) then we go back to 3rd.
Villa look good but they have to play plastic Manc dirty cheaty should be relegated where's the fucking verdict Citeh on Tuesday. I would laugh my tits off if they make the top five then get sent to the shallows. Ain't happening but it should...
Don't be fooled our race isn't just against Cheatski and Villa it is also against the Geordie twats and Petro dope fiends.
So onto Monday. Spuds are without Son (good news for handsome Alex) and probably Maddison. Unfortunately Van de speedy is playing for them and I hope (no offence) that he pulls a hamstring trying to catch Elanga.
This could go either way. We get twatted or we thrash them as they constantly get caught on a Djed Spence smoke break. And Jonno desperate to come back to the comfy confines of TWFCG scores an own goal. so 0-3 or 3-0. I would settle for a 1-0 but have a feeling it might be a bit of a mental game.
Forest win and we go third. Jim unclenches his arse and Guru gets back on the calculator.
I think Woody will score. Don't care how he does it.. (might be a penalty). Score first and the Spuds are toast. They do, then it will be a grind... I think Nuno might throw a selection spanner in the works too... (Sosa?)
Either way...Europe here we come!!!!
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