If I was Jesus, I would be absolutely furious about the things done in my name. Except I actually wouldn't give a fuck. Because I'd be dead.
Happy Xmas all.
6 Dec 2024
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You've all got a week before you celebrate the made up character. I am sure there will be plenty of ideas on how to fictionalise your lives before then.
Fucking weirdos..... And Shady..
Chicago: Permanently sleep deprived.
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I couldn’t even be arsed acting like I was in my 20s when I was in my 20s. This lifestyle swap that Russ and I have entered into really seems perfect for everyone involved.
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I think there is no denying that Russ getting his end away on demand is excellent for Russ. And weirdly Mince, who seems to be either over compensating for his pissed up salivating the other night or really just likes thinking about Russ on the job. Either way though I must come back to my original point, unless Russ is either in season or doing his humping in a Santa hat this has nothing to do with Christmas.
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How was top trumps this morning mate?
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Dreadful.
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You win some, you lose some.
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Paging Shady..
EDIT: Obviously paged. Carry on.
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He's doing much better than my effort. I travelled to Gold Coast, Melbourne and Sydney to see five Pearl Jam concerts in 10 days, trying to pretend I could still do what I did in my 20s. I ended up with a sore back, neck, arm and feet, and a cold which lasted for about three weeks. Definitely felt 40+ (but was still worth it).
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Try being 54 and overworked to the point that you really just want to stay at home for five days and not see anyone. Because that is what I intend to do. Parties have never been my thing. Wifey is way more sociable than me. Good for her. I am knackered and would love to watch the Forest match on Boxing day and eat mince pies and that sounds bloody perfect...
When our financial burdens ease in the spring then I will get back to what I would like to do and that's travel. And Tricky just for the record considering you think I am an Environmental terrorist I haven't been on a plane since March 2023.
Anyway Christmas cheer to the lot of you but sod off i am going into seclusion for a nap.
Chicago: Trying to make it to the 25th.
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It happened at Christmas time.
So, just like Die Hard, it’s a Christmas story.
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Behold! 'Tis the miracle of xmas. The second coming of christ our lord, to save us all!
Fucksake....
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I think I'd have definitely prioritised the orthodontist over the winter holiday*.
* Winter holidays. What a stupid idea. Clearly only for wankers with too much time and money on their hands.
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You called?
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Easy to say in the northern hemisphere. With no Christmas break in winter, it's a long stretch of miserable. Also when Australia is more bearable.
