Carabou cup draw

Is two draws, first one to decide if the 8 seeded clubs (of which we are one) are playing home or away and then a later one to decide who everyone is playing. Palace aren’t seeded because EM wrote a letter.

Palace at home would be mint.

As Derby are too shit to even get into our round.

Was thinking we’d basically throw it but assuming we can get some new fullbacks, our backups are likely to be pretty strong, aside from Cunha/Boly/Morato in the centre of defence.

37.5% chance of a home tie.

I mean. I'm not moaning really. But this draw is a right ol' fix.

We have new, richer, better, rivals these days where we get to argue about who has the most money, not who is the most skint.

There is no nobility in poverty.

"...... a wild nobility

We are the famileeee"

Sorry. Please do continue.

The Premier League is very much not a Wild Frontier.

Swansea away.

Heartwarming reunion with Marco(?) Stamenic.

Stamenic's Revenge

It's not just the Europa that's offering glamorous foreign trips...

SSC TROPHY CUP SHIELD!

The list of 'played for both' throws up a few surprises.
De Vries, Lyttle, P Anderson, A Ayew, B Cash, Barrow, C Christie, Edwards, MGW, McKay, O'Brien, Oliviera, Paterson, Shelvey, Surridge, Tyson.

We can add De Vries to this week's shit keepers list as well.

Or at least 'obscure / forgotten').

Didn't he win player of the season one year?