Scotland the Gravlax?
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Graveheart.
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Wrong Direction
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Gone Direction, surely?
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That mess will be a Payne to clear up
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Sir, that is not a giant pizza.
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Far, far too many easy puns for this one, but let's go with this:
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Aww-awawww-awwwwww-awwwwawww
I never knew how to pronounce his surname either
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Ron e-die.
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I assumed it was pronounced 'E-lee', like the backward fenland small market town with a shit cathedral in it.
Which would make Tricky's pun scan as 'Eadie' like the erstwhile Naarch and Fox botherer.
But as living in any of those places is much like death anyway, I guess it still kind of tenuously works either way.
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Cut and died?
