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Brown Bread, Toast, Pegged It, Checked Out, etc

Sean
13 Apr 2023
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    Loafer
    Squad 528 posts
    24 Aug 2024, 8:47 a.m. 24 Aug 2024, 8:47 a.m.
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    Ah yes, I was still in my unfortunate Anthea Turner phase

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    RC
    Squad 1511 posts
    24 Aug 2024, 9 a.m. 24 Aug 2024, 9 a.m.
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    @Resident_Alien has written:
    @Loafer has written:

    Haha, literally all I could remember about that show is that it had totty in it. I don't even remember who the totty was.

    I believe it was Samantha Janus (she was a biggish deal, I never really got into the show), notable to me for appearing in Loaded and the first instance I am aware of the “I’d crawl a mile through broken glass to wank over her shadow” er ‘joke’.

    Possibly from here.

    Possibly from RC.

    A memory is a terrible thing.

    Was a regular line in the Viz early 90s, often from Sid the Sexist. A favourite variation is “I’d crawl a mile over broken glass just to stick a broken toothpick in her shit”.

    Wonderful.

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    Resident_Alien
    Squad 750 posts
    24 Aug 2024, 3:05 p.m. 24 Aug 2024, 3:05 p.m.
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    Weirdly, I knew there was a toothpick variant. Couldn’t remember the exact wording.

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    NorfolkRed
    Squad 197 posts
    26 Aug 2024, 12:26 p.m. 26 Aug 2024, 12:26 p.m.
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    Sven Soren Erik's Gone.

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    tricky
    Board 7343 posts
    26 Aug 2024, 12:34 p.m. 26 Aug 2024, 12:34 p.m.
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    Sven-Gorn

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    Sean
    Squad 2031 posts
    30 Aug 2024, 2:21 p.m. 30 Aug 2024, 2:21 p.m.
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    Crikey

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 3004 posts
    31 Aug 2024, 11:19 p.m. 31 Aug 2024, 11:19 p.m.
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    That's Sol, folks.

    www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-sol-bamba-cardiff-dead-33576396

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 3004 posts
    4 Sep 2024, 11:41 a.m. 4 Sep 2024, 11:41 a.m.
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    Our cat Bumble after about 14 and a half years.
    Devastated.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2647 posts
    4 Sep 2024, 11:47 a.m. 4 Sep 2024, 11:47 a.m.
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    Sorry to hear that Rave.

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    Lessred
    Squad 2063 posts
    4 Sep 2024, noon 4 Sep 2024, noon
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    Really sorry to hear that - it's really hard - just dreading it again

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    tricky
    Board 7343 posts
    4 Sep 2024, 12:03 p.m. 4 Sep 2024, 12:03 p.m.
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    Sorry to hear that Dave. I empathise with that devastation.

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    Joanna
    Squad 884 posts
    4 Sep 2024, 6:22 p.m. 4 Sep 2024, 6:22 p.m.
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    @Dave_Rave has written:

    Our cat Bumble after about 14 and a half years.
    Devastated.

    I really am so sorry to hear that. RIP Bumble

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    Thorners
    Squad 55 posts
    4 Sep 2024, 11:54 p.m. 4 Sep 2024, 11:54 p.m.
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    I'm a cat man, I feel your pain. Hard times.

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    noodle
    Squad 999 posts
    5 Sep 2024, 2:43 a.m. 5 Sep 2024, 2:43 a.m.
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    Our cats are my first ever pets. And they will live forever. Sorry to Dave and everyone else that isn’t so fortunate.

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2214 posts
    7 Sep 2024, 11:50 a.m. 7 Sep 2024, 11:50 a.m.
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    Gone Yeats

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    Jeff_Albertson
    Squad 1231 posts
    9 Sep 2024, 10:49 p.m. 9 Sep 2024, 10:49 p.m.
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    Death Vader.
    Sad day.

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