Brown Bread, Toast, Pegged It, Checked Out, etc

That's a fucker. Fine band.
Coffins are Heavy.

Dead Stourton

Kevin Keegan

Hamburg-er meat?

Newky Down?

Keegone?

Ballon-no more.

I was going to go with 'The king is dead', but didn't want to excite anyone.

I was just thinking, on ex-England managers, that when Graham Taylor dies I could go with: "Do I not like that."

Turns out he died in 2017. I probably did use that line.

Out of the people who were permanent managers of England up to 2006, only Glenn Hoddle is alive.

A guy at work met and shook hands with Keegle a few weeks ago. I’ve started calling him JD Vance.

I like that everyone is just ignoring that our very own Canadian ewok looks a little bit like the esteemed Vice President of the United States.

Taken by God(zilla)