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BRANCH IS A BELLEND (Caps lock on for the match thread)

Ingo
1 Dec 2025
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    BrettWilliams
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:05 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:05 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    Not just that, he looks better every time I see him. Workrate, positioning, pressing, running off the ball, back to the goal, the lot. He looks like he might be the real deal.

    Is my view, too. He has that X factor about him, in a non-Simon-Cowell way.

    Really like the cut of his jib.

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    tricky
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:06 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:06 p.m.
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    I agree with Russ (lie down, dark room). The goal return is good (and lets face it, he's unlucky to not have more), but it's the eye test that tells you what you've got.

    ...and what you've got is a striker with outstanding work rate and movement. Strong enough and quick enough to be a constant threat. Decent in the air. Can kick.

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    Russ
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:08 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:08 p.m.
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    Epically shit tattoos though, and I say that as someone who likes ink.

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    BrettWilliams
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:10 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:10 p.m.
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    Agreed. He's brilliant, too, at backing into the centre half (no matter how big the fucker) and then rolling him.

    His workrate is outstanding, link-up play is strong, can pass, is two-footed. I really enjoy watching him.

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    tricky
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:17 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:17 p.m.
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    @Thesurething has written:

    Job done, happy for Woves to take Derby’s crown, niggly fuckers.

    Perch basically said on the radio, and I'm slightly paraphrasing here, "I fucking hate wolves, the cheating bastards".

    Which I enjoyed. Told you he was a good lad.

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    Andyp
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:22 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:22 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:
    @Thesurething has written:

    Job done, happy for Woves to take Derby’s crown, niggly fuckers.

    Perch basically said on the radio, and I'm slightly paraphrasing here, "I fucking hate wolves, the cheating bastards".

    Which I enjoyed. Told you he was a good lad.

    It says on he BBC match stats that Wolves only committed 19 fouls. It felt like they commited at least 19 fouls on Elliott alone.
    And the ref lapped it up like this was no problem,

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 10:31 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:31 p.m.
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    On Jesus, he came to us straight from a full Brazilian season and World Club Championship too. I don't think he's had a break for about 12 months. I don't think we can expect he's still going strong in 3-4 months time, so hopefully Wood gets back and we can rotate them a bit more.

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    tricky
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:31 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:31 p.m.
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    @Andyp has written:

    Wolves only committed 19 fouls.

    All that means is that the useless ref was able to notice only about one in five actual fouls. Let's face it, it took the brains trust five minutes to spot the worlds most obvious offside, and then they referred it to the idiot with the whistle, for a coin toss decision.

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    Russ
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    3 Dec 2025, 10:55 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:55 p.m.
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    In fairness the ref let us get away with a fair bit as well. I've noticed this ref before (Tim Robinson I think?) and I like him, as much as I like any ref. He seems to be willing to let a bit of contact and back and forth happen, up to the point of someone getting an unfair advantage.

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    tricky
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    3 Dec 2025, 11:02 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 11:02 p.m.
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    I just wish they'd make their fucking minds up. Can you constantly clump someone for ninety minutes, or is every dragged leg and hairs width contact a yellow card?

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    dj_bobbins
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    3 Dec 2025, 11:39 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 11:39 p.m.
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    I assume of those 19 fouls that 18 were on Ando.

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    Ingo
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    4 Dec 2025, 7:36 a.m. 4 Dec 2025, 7:36 a.m.
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    Important win that. Without it we may have given hope to Wolves and this close to Christmas those yam yam bastards don't deserve any of that.

    Well done Ingo for his work with the match thread. Chic, back over to you.

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    Ingo
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    4 Dec 2025, 7:36 a.m. 4 Dec 2025, 7:36 a.m.
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    Michael Branch. Never forgive. Never Forget.

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    Seven
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    4 Dec 2025, 7:38 a.m. 4 Dec 2025, 7:38 a.m.
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    It looked a bit lacklustre at times but we controlled the game against a very poor side.

    Jesus was good as was Hutchinson who fully justified his start. He was never going to be as intensive as in the 20 min cameos but he was lively and set up the goal with a good cross.

    I hope Murillo is back soon, Morato scares me.

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    Mangetout
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    4 Dec 2025, 8:08 a.m. 4 Dec 2025, 8:08 a.m.
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    @Seven has written:

    I hope Murillo is back soon, Morato scares me

    Maybe we can flog Morato to Liverpool instead?

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    JimShady
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    4 Dec 2025, 8:22 a.m. 4 Dec 2025, 8:22 a.m.
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    Morato had one of his best games yesterday, but he's not the answer long term and I'd have Murillo back in asap.

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