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BRANCH IS A BELLEND (Caps lock on for the match thread)

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1 Dec 2025
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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:03 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:03 p.m.
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    JESUS HAS RE-RISEN!

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    Jake
    Squad 1818 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:03 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:03 p.m.
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    VAR's last supper?

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    Resident_Alien
    Squad 750 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:04 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:04 p.m.
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    That was quite the ball into the box

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    Jake
    Squad 1818 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:05 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:05 p.m.
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    Apparently the news from Elland Road isn't good. Have Chelsea equalised? I mean, we'll still be making up two points on Chelsea.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:13 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:13 p.m.
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    It's nice that the teams are taking it in turns to pay tribute to The Keystone Cops.

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    tricky
    Board 7316 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:18 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:18 p.m.
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    Anderson has just broken the world record for being kicked in a game, and is looking to go on and set one of those records that last a generation.

    [/made up stat]

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    Resident_Alien
    Squad 750 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:25 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:25 p.m.
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    As someone with a buggered back, that MGW walk as he left the pitch looked worryingly familiar.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:28 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:28 p.m.
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    A win, but one that leaves me wondering if we need to get a hell of a lot better at set pieces.

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    noodle
    Squad 998 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:30 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:30 p.m.
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    That wasn’t very good.. but it’s a rerun of a regular problem and I guess we see if the Ginger Prince can work out a way to play against sides that are ponderous and terrible.

    We did win though, which is the main thing.

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    Simon
    Squad 6580 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:34 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:34 p.m.
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    @noodle has written:

    That wasn’t very good.. but it’s a rerun of a regular problem and I guess we see if the Ginger Prince can work out a way to play against sides that are ponderous and terrible.

    History suggests not.

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    tricky
    Board 7316 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:35 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:35 p.m.
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    For me "Away win" is every possible level of success. It's not like there was any major jeopardy. We largely dominated the game. An obvious banana skin avoided.

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    Thesurething
    Squad 76 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:44 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:44 p.m.
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    Job done, happy for Woves to take Derby’s crown, niggly fuckers.

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    Mangetout
    Squad 2425 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:55 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:55 p.m.
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    I'm enjoying this new "clean sheet" thing we seem to be doing occasionally now.

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2208 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 9:59 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 9:59 p.m.
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    Soccerbase tells me that Igor Jesus now has six goals in 10 starts for Forest this season across all competitions. Eight more appearances off the bench.

    Yes, it's only one goal in six Premier League starts but still, that strikes me as pretty impressive given he's moved to a new country and we've often been a bit shit this season.

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    Russ
    Squad 6397 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 10:02 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:02 p.m.
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    Not just that, he looks better every time I see him. Workrate, positioning, pressing, running off the ball, back to the goal, the lot. He looks like he might be the real deal.

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2208 posts
    3 Dec 2025, 10:05 p.m. 3 Dec 2025, 10:05 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    Not just that, he looks better every time I see him. Workrate, positioning, pressing, running off the ball, back to the goal, the lot. He looks like he might be the real deal.

    Is my view, too. He has that X factor about him, in a non-Simon-Cowell way.

    Really like the cut of his jib.

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