• Mangetoutpanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Cubic poo. Who doesn't want cubic poo on their land?
    Wombats are one of the very best things about Australia (and there are many).

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Wombats are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

  • Russlens
    3 months ago

    Me. I don't want cubic poo on my land. I don't want any shape poo on my land.

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Nor me, I have enough cat poo nearly every day.

  • 3 months ago

    Pussies!

    Chicago: Cat Man

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Noodle, to help you settle in I've written you an advert for the Safeway community notices board:

    "New to area seeks 3 Bruces for Saturday morning golf and VBs. Nooooo Sheilas!!!"

  • noodlehelp_outline
    3 months ago

    Cheers cobber. There’s a Men’s Shed at the end of the road, I’ll pop it up in there too.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Sorry. I love sterotypical Australian culture.

    I promise a complete armistice if you get a ute. You should be able to pick one up for 900 dollery doos.

  • BrettWilliamspanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Fair dinkum...

  • Russlens
    3 months ago

    In an entirely predictable fashion, after living the single life for a month it's clear that I have regressed to being 22 again. I've had more nights out, drugs and sex in the last month than I had in the previous two years.

    It's terrific fun but I should probably rein it in a bit now.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Not before you buy another TVR!

  • Russlens
    3 months ago

    The last thing I want or need is to be spending money on another car. I live downtown in a big city and I drink prodigious, I begrudge owning the one I already have. I don't want to drive anywhere.

  • RCpanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    I largely stayed out of your life thread a few weeks back because I figured my advice probably wouldn’t be a good idea and even in jest it probably wouldn’t be funny.

    Anyway, you’re 100% doing what I wanted to suggest. Good for you, go easy on the nose-candy though.

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    Motion seconded.

  • Russlens
    3 months ago

    I think that Talkback being what it is, jests are inevitable and welcome. Also, anyone who has known me for as long as you cunts mostly have would have known that burying myself in booze, marching powder and fanny the moment I left was an inevitability.

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    3 months ago

    I wasn't buying this paragon of clean living temperance hogwash* for moment myself.

    Are you back on the red meat and processed cheese as well yet?

    EDIT: *I was referring to Russ and not my good self, for vthe avoidance of doubt.

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