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BEWARE OF BIRD SHIT! (A match Thread)

chicago
1 Mar 2026
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    chicago
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    1 Mar 2026, 4:19 a.m. 1 Mar 2026, 4:19 a.m.
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    Well results went our way so far this weekend and yet no-one wrote a match thread. Shame on Ingo et al... Cowards..

    So in typical Forest fashion we have hope again that we can pull away from The Shammers who have an inferior goal difference.

    Unfortunately in order to do that we have to invent ways to score. Not an easy task. I say we do with a sparking 1-1. Although Palarse managed to beat this lot at home so we have a chance. Pity their ridiculously mardy German Manager seems to hate us.

    Morgan for us. Welbeck for them.

    A win would be bloody marvellous.

    See you Sunday you bunch of Tossers.

    Chicago: Fill in.

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    Russ
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    1 Mar 2026, 4:22 a.m. 1 Mar 2026, 4:22 a.m.
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    talkback.trentend.uk/t/gay-week/547/

    Dumbass.

    Resident_Alien, JRs_Cigarette, Psychobel and 1 other user like this.

    favorite 4

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    BrettWilliams
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    1 Mar 2026, 7:35 a.m. 1 Mar 2026, 7:35 a.m.
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    We're doomed.

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    JRs_Cigarette
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    1 Mar 2026, 8:51 a.m. 1 Mar 2026, 8:51 a.m.
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    Chic actually wants us to lose.

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    Jim7
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    1 Mar 2026, 9:12 a.m. 1 Mar 2026, 9:12 a.m.
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    To be fair to Chic, Ingo needs to up his game. ‘Gay week’ is lazy journalism (ha!) and it’s unsurprising that it slipped down to the bottom of the first page.
    If Chic had remembered to lose the CAPS LOCK I’d have been fully on board. But he hasn’t so I think we need a third match thread just to really fuck with everybody’s head.

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    Sean
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    1 Mar 2026, 12:58 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 12:58 p.m.
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    Can moderators / admin (do we have moderators / admin? Apart from Tricky I mean who's probably half way to being hammered by now) merge threads?

    Needs must and all that.

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    Jake
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    1 Mar 2026, 1:03 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 1:03 p.m.
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    @Jim7 has written:

    ......it slipped down to the bottom of the first page.

    Eh? There is no first page. I just click "Show More". Tricky enabled doom scrolling of TalkBack ages ago.

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    Dave_Rave
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    1 Mar 2026, 1:10 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 1:10 p.m.
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    'Hola Vitor, Dave Rave here. Yes - Jamon y Mince, that's right. Look, I don't know the Portuguese for 'buggerface' but Chicago has launched some double thread fuckwittery so best not to risk any Morato madness this afternoon. Cheers'.

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    chicago
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    1 Mar 2026, 2:09 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:09 p.m.
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    Thunderbastard.

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

    Chicago: Feeling down.

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    chicago
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    1 Mar 2026, 2:15 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:15 p.m.
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    Thunderbastard part 2!!!!

    Morgan!

    1-1.

    Chicago: Feeling better.

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    chicago
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    1 Mar 2026, 2:16 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:16 p.m.
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    On fuck off!

    Chicago: Talking to myself.

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    chicago
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    1 Mar 2026, 2:20 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:20 p.m.
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    This is carnage!

    Chicago: Feeling fragile.

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    Andyp
    Squad 236 posts
    1 Mar 2026, 2:25 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:25 p.m.
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    Pereira out!

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    Simon
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    1 Mar 2026, 2:30 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:30 p.m.
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    @Andyp has written:

    Pereira out!

    Hate to think what the shortlist looks like for your fifth manager of the season.

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    Ingo
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    1 Mar 2026, 2:31 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:31 p.m.
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    Warnock.

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    chicago
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    1 Mar 2026, 2:33 p.m. 1 Mar 2026, 2:33 p.m.
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    Sels knackered?

    Or not.

    Maybe some manager trickery.?

    Chicago: Keeping a keen eye.

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