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Betis v. Forest

JimShady
21 Sep 2025
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    Jake
    Squad 1818 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 12:40 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 12:40 p.m.
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    I get angry at people who donate to animals charities. There are people we need to look after! Infuriatingly, these people are the first stop say we need to look after our own, let the immigrants die.

    The older I get, the more time I'm going to spend alone, because everyone's a xunt.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 12:41 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 12:41 p.m.
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    Sean, do you want to do a dark fruits gag at this juncture?

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    chicago
    Squad 2552 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 1:10 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 1:10 p.m.
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    Give me animals over humans any day. Also Ingo if you get hungry would eat your children?

    Anyway as you were...

    Chicago: Losing track.

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    Jim7
    Squad 1030 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 1:12 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 1:12 p.m.
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    @Loafer has written:

    this joke should have been reserved for when we play a German team, preferably one from the southwestern federal state of Baden-Württemberg, such as SC Freiburg or TSG Hoffenheim

    Black Forest Katze?

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    Loafer
    Squad 528 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 1:23 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 1:23 p.m.
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    @Simon has written:
    @Loafer has written:
    @Mangetout has written:
    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    I never saw a cat whilst in Seville.

    Just saying...

    No black Forest gato?

    I don't want to be that guy, but this joke should have been reserved for when we play a German team, preferably one from the southwestern federal state of Baden-Württemberg, such as SC Freiburg or TSG Hoffenheim.

    3/10

    But then the Spanish part of the pun wouldn't work.

    It's a lost cause. A dead cat, you could say, without the bounce (because Ingo has his foot on it)

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    Andyp
    Squad 148 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 2:11 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 2:11 p.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    I never saw a cat whilst in Seville.

    Just saying...

    And I wasn't tripping over dogs everywhere either. I like Spain. If Reform was promising to make all tossers leave their dogs at home like they did back in the good old days I still wouldn't vote for them but at least they would show some consistency.

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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 2:59 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 2:59 p.m.
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    Are we still picking on pets or have we drifted in misogyny? Either way I'm in but I wanted to make sure I was on the right page.

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    Brid
    Squad 594 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 3:56 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 3:56 p.m.
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    @Jim7 has written:
    @Loafer has written:

    this joke should have been reserved for when we play a German team, preferably one from the southwestern federal state of Baden-Württemberg, such as SC Freiburg or TSG Hoffenheim

    Black Forest Katze?

    Isn't that Japanese? [Actually, Black Forest Katsu sounds vile...]

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    Brid
    Squad 594 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 4 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 4 p.m.
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    Drifting briefly back to the Betis game (& I know we could have defended it better), but that cross from Roca for Antony's equaliser is a belter.

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    Seven
    Squad 1459 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 4:57 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 4:57 p.m.
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    @Brid has written:

    Drifting briefly back to the Betis game (& I know we could have defended it better), but that cross from Roca for Antony's equaliser is a belter.

    I watched the highlights earlier and I’m still annoyed that CHO got his foot on that corner. Jesus would have made it 3 and that was game over. Obviously CHO wasn’t to know but fine margins and all that.

    Resident_Alien, JRs_Cigarette and Brid like this.

    favorite 3

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    Sean
    Squad 2031 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 6:49 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 6:49 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    Sean, do you want to do a dark fruits gag at this juncture?

    I don't think I know that one.

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