@Dave_Rave I don't think this is quite the material goldmine you were hoping for.
@Dave_Rave I don't think this is quite the material goldmine you were hoping for.
Spin offs are often problematic.
Train from Sevilla to Malaga cancelled. Seems they're going to put on a coach instead. Think I should be ok for my flight, but I could have done without this stress on a hangover.
Got to bed about 3am I think. Hungover.
JR, his daughter and I have just fought our way onto a rail replacement bus. 💪🏻
Picturing Mince grimacing and trying not to throw up with his tourist sombrero and straw donkey under his arm while bouncing about aboard a rickety old minibus in the Spanish countryside.
Cliffhanger ....
Not that far from the truth !
Wait till the bus breaks down and he misses his flight....
There's always a twist...
@Ingo has written: @JimShady has written:In one hour's time I will have been awake for 24 hours. I am not built for this anymore.
@Dave_Rave I don't think this is quite the material goldmine you were hoping for.
Wait till the bus breaks down and he misses his flight....
Anyone know the Spanish for 'Gorra fixie I can borrow, duckeh?'...
There's a bomb on the bus which will detonate if they slow down?
No, thats been done.
Shady and JR decide to pick up some girls and drive to Greece?
No, thats been done.
They form a drag act and drive through the desert?
No, thats etc..
Last time my daughter was on bus from Seville to Malaga on school trip they hit a dog about halfway there on the dual carriageway at top speed.
Had a dog shaped hole in front of bus.
Some kids wanted to stop to see if the dog needed help apparently.
No dogs hit so far this time.
I haven't seen that film.
Last time my daughter was on bus from Seville to Malaga on school trip they hit a dog about halfway there on the dual carriageway at top speed.
Had a dog shaped hole in front of bus.
Some kids wanted to stop to see if the dog needed help apparently.
No dogs hit so far this time.
I did that in my car on the A46 with, believe it or not, a peacock.
Although peacocks don't make peacock shaped holes, as far as I recall.
Would've been an impressive dent if it was in full feathers up attack mode.
Would've been an impressive dent if it was in full feathers up attack mode.
I do remember the repair being extraordinarily expensive.
Not to the peacock. That was fucked.