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Betis v. Forest

JimShady
21 Sep 2025
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    Ingo
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    26 Sep 2025, 7:28 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 7:28 a.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:
    @Ingo has written:

    There was a husky running about in Bingham on my home yesterday. Some idiot was trying to stop the traffic even though everyone was going about 5mph. I drove past and she started waving at me hysterically at me. Fuck off, who the fuck do you think you are, the dog police?

    Husky shaped hole in front of car?

    I seem to be in the minority these days in not wanting to pretend dogs are people, so I don't think I would have been as upset if there had been a truck shaped hole in the husky but it would have been terrible for PR so I proceeded with sensible caution around the feral animal and allowed the "how hot is the pavement" dog bummers to continue their righteous quest.

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    tricky
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    26 Sep 2025, 7:47 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 7:47 a.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    I seem to be in the minority these days in not wanting to pretend dogs are people

    Levels ahead of you on this. I'm not even wanting to pretend that a lot of these things that some call people, are people.

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    Jim7
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    26 Sep 2025, 8:17 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 8:17 a.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    I seem to be in the minority these days in not wanting to pretend dogs are people

    Where do you stand on cats?

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    tricky
    Board 7316 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 8:30 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 8:30 a.m.
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    @Jim7 has written:

    stand on cats

    Seems harsh. Live and let live, I say.

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    Ingo
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    26 Sep 2025, 9:36 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 9:36 a.m.
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    @Jim7 has written:
    @Ingo has written:

    I seem to be in the minority these days in not wanting to pretend dogs are people

    Where do you stand on cats?

    On the neck. You ok doing it yourself or do you need a hand (well, foot)?

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    Sean
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    26 Sep 2025, 9:45 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 9:45 a.m.
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    This thread seems to have taken an unsavoury and dark turn.

    Textbook.

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    Jim7
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    26 Sep 2025, 9:52 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 9:52 a.m.
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    @tricky has written:

    Live and let live, I say.

    You’ve changed

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    Ingo
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    26 Sep 2025, 10:19 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 10:19 a.m.
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    It's only because cats don't have vote.

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    JRs_Cigarette
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    26 Sep 2025, 11:11 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 11:11 a.m.
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    I never saw a cat whilst in Seville.

    Just saying...

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    RC
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    26 Sep 2025, 11:23 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 11:23 a.m.
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    @Jim7 has written:
    @Ingo has written:

    I seem to be in the minority these days in not wanting to pretend dogs are people

    Where do you stand on cats?

    He finds them relatable due to their shared joy of puddle-drinking.

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    Mangetout
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    26 Sep 2025, 11:49 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 11:49 a.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    I never saw a cat whilst in Seville.

    Just saying...

    No black Forest gato?

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 11:53 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 11:53 a.m.
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    My output at 'work' today is not the best.

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    Jim7
    Squad 1030 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 11:56 a.m. 26 Sep 2025, 11:56 a.m.
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    @Mangetout has written:

    black Forest gato

    Good work +1

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    Loafer
    Squad 528 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 12:32 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 12:32 p.m.
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    @Mangetout has written:
    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    I never saw a cat whilst in Seville.

    Just saying...

    No black Forest gato?

    I don't want to be that guy, but this joke should have been reserved for when we play a German team, preferably one from the southwestern federal state of Baden-Württemberg, such as SC Freiburg or TSG Hoffenheim.

    3/10

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    Simon
    Squad 6580 posts
    26 Sep 2025, 12:39 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 12:39 p.m.
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    @Loafer has written:
    @Mangetout has written:
    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    I never saw a cat whilst in Seville.

    Just saying...

    No black Forest gato?

    I don't want to be that guy, but this joke should have been reserved for when we play a German team, preferably one from the southwestern federal state of Baden-Württemberg, such as SC Freiburg or TSG Hoffenheim.

    3/10

    But then the Spanish part of the pun wouldn't work.

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    Jake
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    26 Sep 2025, 12:40 p.m. 26 Sep 2025, 12:40 p.m.
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    I get angry at people who donate to animals charities. There are people we need to look after! Infuriatingly, these people are the first stop say we need to look after our own, let the immigrants die.

    The older I get, the more time I'm going to spend alone, because everyone's a xunt.

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