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Betis v. Forest

JimShady
21 Sep 2025
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    Ingo
    Squad 2646 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 8:44 a.m. 25 Sep 2025, 8:44 a.m.
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    @JimShady has written:

    In one hour's time I will have been awake for 24 hours. I am not built for this anymore.

    @Dave_Rave I don't think this is quite the material goldmine you were hoping for.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 8:53 a.m. 25 Sep 2025, 8:53 a.m.
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    Spin offs are often problematic.

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 11:17 a.m. 25 Sep 2025, 11:17 a.m.
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    Train from Sevilla to Malaga cancelled. Seems they're going to put on a coach instead. Think I should be ok for my flight, but I could have done without this stress on a hangover.

    Got to bed about 3am I think. Hungover.

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    JimShady
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    25 Sep 2025, 12:05 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:05 p.m.
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    JR, his daughter and I have just fought our way onto a rail replacement bus. 💪🏻

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    Sean
    Squad 2031 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 12:05 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:05 p.m.
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    Picturing Mince grimacing and trying not to throw up with his tourist sombrero and straw donkey under his arm while bouncing about aboard a rickety old minibus in the Spanish countryside.

    Cliffhanger ....

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    JimShady
    Squad 3846 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 12:06 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:06 p.m.
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    Not that far from the truth !

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    Sean
    Squad 2031 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 12:07 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:07 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:
    @JimShady has written:

    In one hour's time I will have been awake for 24 hours. I am not built for this anymore.

    @Dave_Rave I don't think this is quite the material goldmine you were hoping for.

    Wait till the bus breaks down and he misses his flight....

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 12:12 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:12 p.m.
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    There's always a twist...

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    BrettWilliams
    Squad 2208 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 12:18 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:18 p.m.
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    @Sean has written:
    @Ingo has written:
    @JimShady has written:

    In one hour's time I will have been awake for 24 hours. I am not built for this anymore.

    @Dave_Rave I don't think this is quite the material goldmine you were hoping for.

    Wait till the bus breaks down and he misses his flight....

    Anyone know the Spanish for 'Gorra fixie I can borrow, duckeh?'...

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 12:19 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:19 p.m.
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    There's a bomb on the bus which will detonate if they slow down?
    No, thats been done.
    Shady and JR decide to pick up some girls and drive to Greece?
    No, thats been done.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 12:20 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 12:20 p.m.
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    They form a drag act and drive through the desert?
    No, thats etc..

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2188 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 1:16 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 1:16 p.m.
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    Last time my daughter was on bus from Seville to Malaga on school trip they hit a dog about halfway there on the dual carriageway at top speed.

    Had a dog shaped hole in front of bus.

    Some kids wanted to stop to see if the dog needed help apparently.

    No dogs hit so far this time.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 2975 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 1:26 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 1:26 p.m.
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    I haven't seen that film.

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    tricky
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    25 Sep 2025, 1:29 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 1:29 p.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    Last time my daughter was on bus from Seville to Malaga on school trip they hit a dog about halfway there on the dual carriageway at top speed.

    Had a dog shaped hole in front of bus.

    Some kids wanted to stop to see if the dog needed help apparently.

    No dogs hit so far this time.

    I did that in my car on the A46 with, believe it or not, a peacock.

    Although peacocks don't make peacock shaped holes, as far as I recall.

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2188 posts
    25 Sep 2025, 1:59 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 1:59 p.m.
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    Would've been an impressive dent if it was in full feathers up attack mode.

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    tricky
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    25 Sep 2025, 3:39 p.m. 25 Sep 2025, 3:39 p.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    Would've been an impressive dent if it was in full feathers up attack mode.

    I do remember the repair being extraordinarily expensive.

    Not to the peacock. That was fucked.

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