Wait until you hear about Black Deforestation Gateau and its effect on flood plains.

The point is: when and how do you want it to do the work, and when do you not. For both examples.

Are we really doing this?

Google tells me that Bergen, Norway is the rainiest European city in terms of days, and that Sunderland and Glasgow ‘rank high’.

Or any forwards.

The most flaccid half of football I have ever witnessed.

Objectively, away to a team above us in the league with no strikers available, a draw should be a decent result, it’s just that fucking home defeat to Midtjylland.

I can't help but feel sorry for the 7000 Forest fans standing in the rain wondering why the fuck they bothered.

prayfor@JimShady

Or the abject display at Sturm Graz, including having a feeble penalty saved.

Don't worry, the top notch catering came to the rescue (this was how it was presented to me, I've added nothing).

McAtee looking confused that games have a second half.

I could do this all night. What came first? Drains or Appollo 13?

Talking of penalties...
Come on Mr Stuttery Run Up...

Sturm Graz rerun.
Fuck's sake.

Fucksake

What a complete and utter fucking shambles.
Not that they deserve ANYTHING else at all.