ARSE CAKES

Who wants it more? A deflated Arsenal or a shitting themselves Forest community.

With Ryan Yates in the side then it’s shithousing for a point time.

Although we twatted Brighton with an amazing performance and they got cross and twatted the gunners.

So hopefully desire will win the day.

1-1 but hoping for a repeat of the cup result last year which propelled us to promotion.

Chicago: Continuing the double Trentend thread attack (or something)….

Feels like the team selection comes down to Worrall, Yates or Johnson missing out depending on where we want to be a man light. Probably Johnson, as that's the most cautious approach, they are, after all, bloody good and we wouldn't be unhappy with a draw.

Assuming they're all fit I think there's no way we don't start with Yates / Danilo / Mangala, it's clearly the first choice midfield and the foundation upon which our recent little run of form is built. As you say, Brennan is the likely casualty as we're not going to want to be light at the back against this lot.

He can come on for the last 10 minutes and score the equaliser/winner (hopefully both)

Chris Sutton has us, Leeds and Everton all drawing and Leicester losing.

I'd take that. Puts us out of reach for Leicester and puts us in the prime position on the last day, with lots of ways to stay up.

Im hoping everyone else loses and we get a point which I think keeps us safe. Then Party at the Palace.

If Leeds lose and Leicester don’t win we just need a point. Everton wouldn’t matter.

I’ll take any set of results that leaves us three points clear going into the last day.

Our goal difference frightens me. I want to be 4 points clear of two of them before CP. I'm not coping well with the stress....

Same. But four points please.

1-0. Daylight robbery.

I put my name down a couple of weeks ago for a golf club tournament next Sunday without it occurring to me that the last day of the season was also that day, so I really need Forest to secure safety tomorrow and make next weekend irrelevant.

I'm going to be camping at the Hay Literary Festival next weekend. I assume they will have a beer tent showing the footie?

Felipe has cut off his man bun. We’re doomed.

My son had similar reaction.

I say he'll be sleeker and more aerodynamic so will definitely score today.

I am also concerned about his hair.