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Arse arse arse, arse arse arse, arse nil!

Ingo
16 Jan 2026
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    Ingo
    Squad 2761 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 7:49 a.m. 16 Jan 2026, 7:49 a.m.
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    3-0 to the good guys!

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    RC
    Squad 1594 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 7:57 a.m. 16 Jan 2026, 7:57 a.m.
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    Are we the baddies?

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    Ingo
    Squad 2761 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 8:04 a.m. 16 Jan 2026, 8:04 a.m.
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    Our caps have got skulls on.

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    Dave_Rave
    Squad 3362 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 11:04 a.m. 16 Jan 2026, 11:04 a.m.
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    Apart from some Turner Prize idiocy we've got a decent home track record v the Arse. A creditable 0-0 last season, the Taiwo 1-0 three seasons ago, plus the 2 FA Cup wins.
    Unfortunately none of them killed Arsenal and only made them stronger. Even if they fielded Wednesday's subs that would be Raya, Lewis-Skelly, Merino, Norgaard, Eze, Madueke, Havertz, Martinelli and Jesus. Though we might stand a chance against 9.
    Then there's the whole set piece thing. Although it would be typical Forest to repel every single corner only to concede a 20 yard trundler to the innocuous Gyokeres.
    Who sounds more like a Roald Dahl book than a footballer.
    The visitors to succeed (unlike the people who have spent years searching for the missing 'n' from Roald's name).
    Forest nil Arse not nil.

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    tricky
    Board 7549 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 11:25 a.m. 16 Jan 2026, 11:25 a.m.
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    I'm now going to this one, so 3-0 to the good guys is clearly the right answer.

    It's the new 8-1.

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    Psychobel
    Squad 988 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 11:48 a.m. 16 Jan 2026, 11:48 a.m.
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    If we lose by less than 3, I will be stunned.

    optimistic

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    Ingo
    Squad 2761 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 11:49 a.m. 16 Jan 2026, 11:49 a.m.
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    thehashtagjokedontworknomore

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    tricky
    Board 7549 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 12:43 p.m. 16 Jan 2026, 12:43 p.m.
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    #yesitdoes

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    chicago
    Squad 2629 posts
    16 Jan 2026, 2:41 p.m. 16 Jan 2026, 2:41 p.m.
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    I am liking this match thread. It is brave and slightly batshit. The perfect combo. Let's hope we do a liverpoo on them and make them all cross because are defending like animals and then boot it up for Taiwo to twitch his arse (sic) for the ball to bounce off it and in for the winner winner chicken dinner.

    Reality is boring nowadays with schism everywhere. Let us celebrate comedy and victory...

    Depends of course if Yatesy is playing mind you......

    Chicago: Always hopeful.

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    Simon
    Squad 6971 posts
    17 Jan 2026, 8:18 a.m. 17 Jan 2026, 8:18 a.m.
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    @chicago has written:

    Taiwo

    Apparently the only Forest player to score against Arsenal in the seven games since we got promoted? Must start!

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    Sean
    Squad 2091 posts
    17 Jan 2026, 8:41 a.m. 17 Jan 2026, 8:41 a.m.
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    Excellent plan.

    What's Geoff 'the chip' Thomas (MBE) up to?

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    Ingo
    Squad 2761 posts
    17 Jan 2026, 11:06 a.m. 17 Jan 2026, 11:06 a.m.
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    He were none to sprightly back then and i'd have money on him not having got an younger in the last 2 and a half decades.

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    Simon
    Squad 6971 posts
    17 Jan 2026, 11:15 a.m. 17 Jan 2026, 11:15 a.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    He were none to sprightly back then and i'd have money on him not having got an younger in the last 2 and a half decades.

    Touch of leukaemia will definitely cost you a yard of pace as well.

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    Sean
    Squad 2091 posts
    17 Jan 2026, 11:18 a.m. 17 Jan 2026, 11:18 a.m.
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    Doubters.

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    JRs_Cigarette
    Squad 2319 posts
    17 Jan 2026, 2:39 p.m. 17 Jan 2026, 2:39 p.m.
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    Less than 3-0 and it's a moral victory.

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    tricky
    Board 7549 posts
    17 Jan 2026, 2:42 p.m. 17 Jan 2026, 2:42 p.m.
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    @JRs_Cigarette has written:

    Less than 3-0 and it's a moral victory.

    Yeah....at least that shouldn't dent their confidence too much for a run at the title after a couple of years as nearly men.

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