Anfield Arseache. (A Match thread)

Oh FFS, Wifey is out of town and I have 126 workouts this week so I am never home in time to inject the diabetic cat and now it's Thursday and no-one has jumped in knowing full well we never win at the Red Scouse. No-one has even scored against the James Bond Villain's new team.yet this season. So I suspect we may not either. Both Wood and Taiwo have been in different areas of the world getting knackered. Hopefully Blofeld is without Salah after he comes down with a mysterious case of Malaria. Our agent in the field Sangare would have done his job.

Anyway, best case a 1-1 draw. Worst case, more than an arseache. The good news is that Klopp isn't around to annoy us anymore and try and rub salt into the wounds.

The optimist says draw with Taiwo bundling something off his arse. The Pessimist says 3-0 drubbing and no-one kicks the ball. Luckily for us Nuno keeps every game close so probably not a twatting.

Chicago: Hoping for a better outcome.

Dreamt that we won 0 - 1 with Neco scoring the winner. Now that I am awake not so confident.

I get this a lot. And not always to do with football matches vs. Liverpool.

It's worth saying a win here would be proper massive if we could pull it off.

I can hear the BBC commentator completely and wholly inaccurately referring to 'a famous victory' even as I type.

Straight from the foitballease commentator-speak manual, page 1 para 1.

I saw some of their last game at Old Trafford and the gulf between the two teams was incredible. I think we just accept the arse-handing and hopefully move on without too much fuss or any injuries. We're not supposed to win these kind of fixtures unfortunately.

At the least we won't be in the bottom three at 5pm tomorrow whatever the result.

I’ve just put a Forest win down on my acca.

So we’re fucked. Soz

You looking to retire soon?

The last 2 games there have ended 0-3 and 2-3 so I'll go for 1-3 this time.

I'll go 3-2 and next season 3-0

Not with my Shady-esque stakes.

Lots of changes.

Sels
Murillo
Anderson
Gibbs-White
Wood
Dominguez
Ward-Prowse
Moreno
Yates
Milenkovic
Aina

That doesn't look like a very mobile midfield.

I think the idea is more block than move.

I said Wood would play. I've travelled business/first class on a plane and seriously it's as relaxing as a day on the beach.

That's a very cunning line up I think. Anderson, Dom and Gibbs-White will do the running and we should be hard to break down.

Got to be 3, 5, 1, 1? Wing backs.

Figured this would actually be a game for Neco but Silva is interesting. Is Aina going to be marking Salah or our Glorious German?

No wingers until the second half is bold. Shithousing here we come!

Glorious defeat awaits us.

Chicago: Perplexed.

Excited to see Moreno