5-0 To The Nottingham! (A match thread)

It’s unlikely but they beat us by that score to trigger the Steve Cooper death cycle.

Stranger things have happened and Fulham are not great away (although they beat Man yooo) at the Trafford cow shed.

They conceded 3 against the Undead so we may have a chance. The question is? ARE WE UP FOR It!!!!

Fulham are decent, we can be. The question is which Forest is turning up.

If Nuno Espirito de Boring plays Yates and Sangria in the centre again we could be fooked.

Let’s hope that we have a few ideas for this pivotal match. A chance to reel in Ever-gone and pull away from Poo-ton.

Having said all that…. 1-1 (and the agony continues)..

Chicago: Wanting positives.

If he does this again I will officially turn on him. I can live with us going down if it comes to it, but if we go down because successive managers got scared of losing and sent out defensive teams to try and avoid it, and failed, I will be very annoyed.

Origi is definitely starting.

5-0. I'm going to this one and I'm due some quo.

I'm going to have to stop you there.

Citation required.

I believe that this squad is capable of much better football than Cooper or Nuno have so far managed to get out of it except sporadically. I have particular issue with sending a team out with a primary mandate to sit back and disrupt, especially at home - it's sending a message to your squad that you don't think they're good enough to impose their will on the game, it's a defeatist approach and it's one that largely doesn't work.

I believe Clough said something about not worrying about what your opponents are doing, let them worry about what we're doing. We might do well to heed that a little more.

He must have photos of Nuno shagging a dog.

Do you think Nuno is a dog shagger? I mean he could be? What are the kinky proclivities of the Porto-geezer.

This is something to be investigated…

Can we just get a few goals tonight. Preferably 5 but who’s counting?

Chicago: Owner of an atlas obscure.

How do we watch this game on tv? It is on something called TNT Sports 3? wtf is that?

BT Sport.

Trying to decide whether to watch it, or go for a run and listen to it.

My prediction: 3-2 to us with a late Wood winner.

I maintain my prediction we will not win another game. Easy defeat tonight.

Did I mention Yates is going to score 3 of our 5? No? Sorry. Yates is going to score 3 of our 5.