2023 Summer transfers

I thought he was on the verge of going to Fulham?

He probably is Russ. Chic gets easily confused.

You two can apologise to me next week when we sign him. I rarely get confused. Actually not true. You (Shady), utterly fcuking confound me you giant weirdo.

Chicago: Sane.

Why thank you.

There is a rumour that Palace have enquired about Dennis. He might actually make some sense for them in the Zaha freelancing role.

Look, if the answer is Emmanuel Dennis then I think it's probably a pretty stupid question, but I'm not going to stop them asking it.

Guaranteed to score against us should he actually move onto Palarse

Gonzalo Montiel, Argentine winger, having a medical tomorrow apparently.

twitter.com/CLMerlo/status/1693270421213155562

Edit: the tweet translates to winger but apparently he's a right back. Rumour is that Serge has an offer from Saudi.

I miss Djed’s mum.

Did someone say Dennis has an offer from Saudi? He should. Emmanuel Dennis and Jonjo Shelvey would really make me interested in the Saudi league, they'd really raise the profile to the next level. It isn't the stars that make the Premier League great, it's all the other players fighting for the team.

If I were a Saudi league manager, I'd be snapping up Dennis and Shelvey.

I’d definitely think very highly of Saudi Arabia and their excellent record on human rights and shirtlifters and bombing dissidents and whatever else they’re happy to pay for us to forget.

Scored the winning penalty in the WC final, as we all remember, of course.

He’s 5ft 9 and slightly built. (Montiel) Serge is like a Mack truck. I will miss Serge if he goes to Saudi.

I suppose our possible new recruit won the World Cup. Maybe he is brilliant at passing.

Can we get a left back?

Chicago: Feeling nostalgic.

Very happy to receive filthy Saudi lucre, but NOT for the Mighty Serge. Our best player on Friday, and certainly in the shortlist for player of the season last year. I hope we have the wisdom to tell them to fuck the fuck off.

Serge is 30 and out of contract in the summer, this would likely be his one opportunity to get the big payday. Can't blame him if he wants to go.