2023 Summer transfers

Presumably the Turner rumour is an attempt to kick-start the Hendo deal.

Current rumour is that Man U will let Hendo go as long as we pay in January.
That'll do me.

He's the one with the blue mask.

First Gnonto, now Marcus Leonardo. It’s starting to feel like someone at Forest is trying to build my FM side in real life. Expect interest in Giorgi Mamardashvili when Hendo doesn’t work out. We won’t sign Alex Scott from Bristol City, but we should.

Brain/Brian Ojeda out for the perms to Real Salt Lake. Bye mate.

Alejo Veliz from Rosario Central in maybe for 10M

He's one with an impressive YouTube showreel. Mind you, so did Jason Cummings.

Brings our number of surplus players down to 11. Until we sign someone else.

Also predictive texts as Alehouse Veliz, which is a good old school nickname

If it's this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94K30PFrSU

Some of those goalkeepers are making me feel better about Hennessey and Horvath.

He appears to have perfected the knack of being <footballclichés> Johnny-on-the-Spot </footballclichés> well for one so young.

Or should that be Juanny-sur-el-punto, or some other similar cod-Spanish? [Bacalao-Español]

Oli Hammond off to Cheltenham on loan.

Sounds like Bowler is going on loan to Cardiff.

Confirmed. www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/news/josh-bowler-bluebird

Transfermarkt reckons he's out of contract next summer, so that's him done here. At least he played a bit of a friendly.

Least we didn't pay anything for him.

Oh.

I mean it was small fry, but we're really crap at this.

Not really; you just seem to be expecting every single transfer to come off.

To my mind he was (one of several) signed as part of our Championship side if we went straight back down - in his case probably to replace Brennan.