2023 Summer transfers

Looking up on Wikipedia those players who signed for both Forest and Leicester, and it's interesting how many have photos of them in Forest shirts.
Almost like we're the most prestigious club, or the Wikipedia editors have a soft spot for us.

Probably done before Ingo got banned off (of) Wiki.

Hendo is being reported as done - 15 million + add ons. Decent deal.

Also did Chelsea just put Christian Pulisic up for 25 Mill Euros. Top top player if he could stay healthy. Him and Tyler Adams would get us attention in 'Merica. Good for me. And also good for sponsorship. If we hire a decent physio then they might be worth a punt.

Chicago: Crank Yanker.

Key benefit of signing Pulisic is that every social media post by the club will have hundreds of messages from American "soccer" fans moaning about him not playing. So he's great for engagement.

Did Ricci come from Leicester or Villa? I know he played for Villa, but thought there was a wrong turn on the motorway en route.

Could well be making up shit though.

Scimeca? Signed from Villa, sold to Leicester.

Oh yes. I knew there was some sort of Fox bothering somewhere along the way.

Leeds want Dennis? Swap Deal?

Russ will be pleased.

Chicago: Maverick Maven.

Angelo who we tried to get in January is going to Chelsea for 15 million.

How are they still spending oodles? They are buying caicedo for 120 million too.

I think I hate Chelsea. Now give us Pulisic and Conor Gallagher.

Cunts.

Chicago: In the middle of a high stress move!

Edit: looks like we want Callum Hudson Adoi. (Great talent. Bit of a biscuit)…

Does anyone know what the collective noun for goalkeepers is? (A flap?)

We appear to have signed three in the last few days - Theo Avery, 17, from Mansfield; Will Brook, 19, from Leeds; and Harry Griffiths, 18, from Wimbledon.

Perhaps we are getting 29 junior players this year

Juniors A-go-go !

R.I.P.

Looks like he's going to Milan.

We've signed an 18 year old striker from Man U called Manni Norkett, apparently. Presumably for the Academy rather than the first team, at least for now.

That has to be a made-up name